OK. Back in the day we used to include a few comedy songs in our act. Many were cover versions of artists like The Two Ronnies (Jehosophat & Jones) or The Goodies etc. I wrote a few myself and here's the two most popular. If you're easily offended hit the back button now !
Those of you of a certain age may remember Bronco toilet paper. For those who don't let me explain. It was like greaseproof baking paper !
However, at the time we thought it was cutting edge technology. I can remember sitting in my grandad's outside privvy looking at torn up squares of newspaper hanging on a piece of string.
Against that of course this new toilet paper on a roll was wonderful, so here's a song about it, or rather the lack of it.
As for the story about me and the blow up doll, the less said about that the better.
OK click either button below.
The Dolly Song